Watch this.

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?

I’ve pooped green things. I’ve pooped all kinds of things!

 - R. Kelley

The average person makes about 1300 lbs of poop a year.

Have a great day!

I received one of the best birthday* presents ever. My dear and darling friend, Will, gave me a birthday card made out of elephant poop. Yes folks, real life elephant poop. So. Freakin’. Awesome.

Not gonna lie, I kinda lost my shit. Figuratively, of course. :)

Thanks, Will! I love your stinkin’ face.

*Note to reader: My birthday was back in March but I’m barely getting around to posting this now.

So, my friend Pete said the most amazing thing tonight and it inspired me to revive the blog.

“I wanna have rabies poop! It would be awesome if I could poop everywhere and give everyone rabies with my poop.”

I have always appreciated my friend Pete but I think I may have fallen in love with him a little bit tonight.

The Poop Scoop is currently experiencing an interruption in it’s regular flow. I’m out of town and it’s hard to keep things regular.

When you can’t stop to poop, it’s time to slow down.

Are farts just poop particles floating in the air?

I have encountered folks who think that farts are poop particles sent floating from the anus to infest the nostrils of others. I think this is hilarious. They think farts are offensive.

What do you think?

I’m in a rush and know I probably won’t have time to get a post up later today, so I had to find something quick and easy. What better than to google,”quick poop”? I leave you with a result from urbandictionary.com. 

Quick Crap

Taking a crap in a quick manner to fool others into thinking you only peed.I had to take a quick crap last night after I brought my date home. That Mexican food really hit me hard.

Have a nice day!