The Poop Scoop is currently experiencing an interruption in it’s regular flow. I’m out of town and it’s hard to keep things regular.

When you can’t stop to poop, it’s time to slow down.

Are farts just poop particles floating in the air?

I have encountered folks who think that farts are poop particles sent floating from the anus to infest the nostrils of others. I think this is hilarious. They think farts are offensive.

What do you think?

I’m in a rush and know I probably won’t have time to get a post up later today, so I had to find something quick and easy. What better than to google,”quick poop?” I leave you with a result from urbandictionary.com. 

Quick Crap

Taking a crap in a quick manner to fool others into thinking you only peed.I had to take a quick crap last night after I brought my date home. That Mexican food really hit me hard.

Have a nice day!

I don’t believe in Christmas, but I do love presents. Specifically, a soft and cuddly poop doll.

Love stinks. 

A song about poop. They love it.

As I mentioned, I moved. I left a cozy little apartment that I shared with someone I love a lot. Someone really lovely. It was really sad. How does this relate to poop you ask? This very lovely person was a noisy pooper. I thought it was hilarious. I would be sitting in the living room and could sometimes hear a poop symphony. This person had quite a talent really. When you live with someone like me, this is a talent that is appreciated. 

So this post is for that person.

Thank you!

For the years of beautiful music, and for all the rest. 

<3

This should have been posted on Halloween, sorry. I was busy moving.

Bat Poop

Funny little bats,

They don’t like cats.

They fly at night,

They are a site.

They come and go by the moonlight.

So…

Beware of where you step ~

BAT POOP!!!

This makes no sense really, but it made me laugh.

Um, holy good gravy! This. Is. Fucking. Awesome.

It’s a game. A game about poop. Monkeys and poop, two of my favorite subjects in the whole world. Need I say more. What are you waiting for? Click on the link already.

“… would you believe I missed my first class because I had to poop and wouldn’t have made it to school on time? True story. Enjoy the day :)”

This is an old text from a friend, but one which has yet to be beat. Did you hear that, friends? You have been challenged.